m^2 x 1

Last night, 9pm.
m just got back home from her appointment with dentist, M went swimming with his friends. Entering the living room m notices her dad watching a football game. It turns out it’s FC Barcelona vs. some team (who cares about other team? What matters is that Barcelona is playing!). m doesn’t really like football (she only likes watching it with male-friends while drinking) but since it’s M’s favourite team and he isn’t able to watch it she decided to make him a surprise. So since 50th minute of the game she was watching trying to remember more important situations. Even if it was boring as hell. When the game finished she texted M:
“3:1 for Barcelona! ;* first 2 goals done by Sanchez and the last one is Messi’s – he did it with a swing. Look at me – I’m so informed! :D”
So excited about the surprise she couldn’t wait for his reply, as he knows she doesn’t give a shit about football.
Finally:
“Yes honey but it’s yesterday’s score ;)”

And she was certain she’s watching live.

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Gymkhana THREE

Finally it’s here! Couldn’t wait to see it any longer. It’s about time.

Fresh takes, new combos (can I call it like that? I dunno how to call it), awesome location. Great job of Ken Block and his Team. Bravo! But if I were that guy who drives “Obama can’t Gymkhana” I would be spooked as hell :)

I really like those “pirouettes in the water”. Wonderful result. But I missed ink balloons and running over the lamps. It would be boring to do the same for the 3rd time but I really like it. Action with lamps were so-promised in Part 1 which was released few weeks ago:

On the other hand the last part is the worst one. Gymkhana 2 is made as a story, it is more spectacular… it just blows your mind. Gymkhana 2.1 is funny, while Gymkhana 3 is… still awesome but not spectacular imho.

So, in my opinion:

Gymkhana 2 > Gymkhana 2.1 > Gymkhana 3

But I still love G3. I still enjoy it.

On the other hand, who I am to assess it? I don’t even know how he does it! xD

-P

Rob&Big and Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory

I’m here today to present you “Rob&Big and “Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory. To be honest, I was to tell you about it long time ago but I just forgot about it. Fortunately Drama remind me about it by posting on his blog trailer for 3rd season of Fantasy Factory.
But first things first. Everything started with Mike Shinoda. I’ve found out on Wikipedia that he showed in 1st season of Fantasy Factory. So I decided that I have to see it. I didn’t know in which episode exactly he showed up so I decided to start from the beginning. If I remember right, Mike showed up on 2nd episode. But I really liked Rob’s excesses so I watched the whole season. Then the second season. And then all 3 seasons of Rob&Big. I’ve watched it in wrong order but who cares.
Rob and his friends are so funny and reckless that it was nice to watch it. Plus skateboarding. I just couldn’t pass by it.
Rob Dyrdek is a 36-year-old kid. He’s not responsible, he does what he wants and he doesn’t give a shit about consequences. Sometimes you want to say “wake up Rob! You’re a grown-up man! Take the responsibility for your actions and stop being so reckless!” but mostly you just laugh with him and you are jealous of his independence and doing whatever he wants. I think world needs such people. They make it a funnier place.
Do you feel crappy sometimes? Watch Rob Dyrdek and you will feel better. It’s impossible to stay serious with him.


I really admire 23-year-old Chris “Drama” Pfaff (Rob’s cousin) for bearing Rob. He owes everything he has to Rob but he had a tough way to go. I mean Rob with Christopher “Big Black” Boykin used to make fun of him, before Rob moved his show to Fantasy Factory (so during “Rob&Big”) Drama had to clean the mess after Rob and sometimes it wasn’t pleasant. At present, in Fantasy Factory, his life is easier. Rob has built him his own recording studio “In God’s Hands” and helped him to make his own clothing company “Young&Reckless. But Chris has to accompany his cousin while fulfilling his whims – for example, Rob wants to be attacked by a shark and Drama has to be there with him. I really feel sorry for him because sharks scare the shit out of me.

I have found some videos on YouTooob so here you have a sneak peak of “Rob&Big” and “Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory”. Maybe you will find it worth watching :)

One day Rob and Big went to the shop and noticed it:

They desired to turn up on the box of the cereal.

They have sent the picture to the “Kashi” company but they have never responded. So Rob decided to make his own box of cereal:

Commercial for Tag (body spray):

I don’t know what “Death Row” photo is about or what but Rob decided to make his own. Original:

Rob’s:

The other night Rob went to the club with John Mayer and faked to be wasted. The next day tabloids couldn’t drop it. Nobody believed Rob and his mom was mad at him so…

Result:

I love Rob because he makes fun of everything.

I can’t wait for 3rd season of Fantasy Factory! It’s going to be a lot of fun!

If it wasn’t for Rob I would never know what Gymkhana is. Now I know and I love watching it.
Just check it out. It’s a masterpiece.

Gymkhana 2:

Gymkhana 2.1.:

I’m gonna leave you here. It’s your choice to check Rob out.
Enjoy.

-P