m^2 x 2

m’s sitting on M’s laps. It’s quite late at night. She has her head nestled to his neck with her eyes closed.
M: “are you sleeping?”
m: “yeeeeaaaah…”
M: “why?”
m: “because I feel so good…”
(long silence)
M: “do you always fall asleep when you feel good…?”
m: lol

m^2 x 1

Last night, 9pm.
m just got back home from her appointment with dentist, M went swimming with his friends. Entering the living room m notices her dad watching a football game. It turns out it’s FC Barcelona vs. some team (who cares about other team? What matters is that Barcelona is playing!). m doesn’t really like football (she only likes watching it with male-friends while drinking) but since it’s M’s favourite team and he isn’t able to watch it she decided to make him a surprise. So since 50th minute of the game she was watching trying to remember more important situations. Even if it was boring as hell. When the game finished she texted M:
“3:1 for Barcelona! ;* first 2 goals done by Sanchez and the last one is Messi’s – he did it with a swing. Look at me – I’m so informed! :D”
So excited about the surprise she couldn’t wait for his reply, as he knows she doesn’t give a shit about football.
Finally:
“Yes honey but it’s yesterday’s score ;)”

And she was certain she’s watching live.